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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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