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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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