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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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