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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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