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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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