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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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