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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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