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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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