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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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