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A Mobius strip sits down at a bar, looking miserable. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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Customer: "Waiter, my soup is cold."
Waiter: "It's Gazpacho, sir. Gazpacho, my soup is cold."
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Olivia Rodrigo.Olivia Rodrigo who?
OK, boomer.
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