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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
2 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
2 votes · ·
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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