18 Dark Humour Puns | Good Bad Jokes

▲+2310▼
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
4868 votes · ·
▲+1057▼
How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
4115 votes · ·
▲+1022▼
How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
3368 votes · ·
▲+697▼
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
4573 votes · ·
▲+527▼
Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
2295 votes · ·
▲+493▼
What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
1755 votes · ·
▲+460▼
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
1668 votes · ·
▲+361▼
What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
691 votes · ·
▲+197▼
What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
3253 votes · ·
▲+187▼
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
2347 votes · ·
▲+178▼
I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
1588 votes · ·
▲+89▼
What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
1773 votes · ·
▲+23▼
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
2605 votes · ·
▲+1▼
What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
1 vote · ·
▲0▼
A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
0 votes · ·

« Prev12 Next »

Displaying Joke 1 – 15 of 18 in total