23 Dirty Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

▲+1811▼
What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
4037 votes · ·
▲+1085▼
How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
2455 votes · ·
▲+593▼
What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
2059 votes · ·
▲+565▼
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
2573 votes · ·
▲+551▼
What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
1895 votes · ·
▲+161▼
Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
643 votes · ·
▲+148▼
What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
1202 votes · ·
▲+91▼
What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
1777 votes · ·
▲+3▼
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
3 votes · ·
▲+3▼
What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
3 votes · ·
▲+2▼
What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
2 votes · ·
▲+1▼
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
3 votes · ·
▲+1▼
Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
1 vote · ·
▲0▼
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
2 votes · ·
▲0▼
Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
2 votes · ·

« Prev12 Next »

Displaying Joke 1 – 15 of 23 in total