23 Dirty Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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