36 Clever Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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