40 Clever Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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