39 Clever Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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