245 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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