198 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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