198 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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