245 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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