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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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