507 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What's rock hard and full of seamen?
A submarine!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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