31 Anti-Jokes — The Punchline Is There Is No Punchline | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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So a seal walks into a club...
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