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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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