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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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