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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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