Animals Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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