Animals Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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