Animals Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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