Worst Rated Animals Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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