24 Actually Funny Head, Shoulders, Knees & Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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