318 Dad Jokes that will leave you grounded.

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  What do we want?

  LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…

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  Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

  He won the "no-bell" prize!

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  Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?

  To get along little doggy!

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  What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?

  A Spaghetto!

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  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

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  Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

  It runs in your jeans!

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  What do you call a computer that sings?

  Adell!

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  What is a wok?

  A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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  What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?

  I don't know and I don't care.

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  What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?

  A cell-ist!

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  Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?

  Because they're suckers!

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  Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

  Because then it'd be a foot!

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  What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

  Mufasa!

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  What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

  You're too young to be smoking!

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  What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

  A nervous wreck.

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