318 Dad Jokes that will leave you grounded.

• ▲+94▼

  Knock knock.

  Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

  2074 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+10▼

  What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

  She "grated" it!

  2142 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+478▼

  How do snails fight?

  They slug it out!

  1898 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+779▼

  What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?

  Sneakers!

  2281 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+561▼

  What has three balls and flies through space?

  E.T. The Extra Testicle!

  2569 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+184▼

  What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?

  Twerkey!

  2232 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+485▼

  Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

  Because the "P" is silent!

  3221 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+846▼

  What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

  José and Hose B.

  2254 votes · Copy ·

• ▲-499▼

  What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

  It smells like carrots out here!

  2385 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+1081▼

  How do you catch a bra?

  With a booby trap!

  2451 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+1274▼

  Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

  Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

  2906 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+344▼

  How many ears does Spock have?

  3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

  1748 votes · Copy ·

• ▲-1039▼

  What do you call a donkey with three legs?

  A wonky!

  2845 votes · Copy ·

• ▲+696▼

  Why was six afraid of seven?

  Because seven is a registered six offender.

  4572 votes · Copy ·

• ▲-856▼

  Knock Knock.

  Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩

  2676 votes · Copy ·