Dad Jokes About Food & Drink | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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