Dad Jokes About Food & Drink | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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