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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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