Dad Jokes About Food & Drink | Good Bad Jokes

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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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