Dad Jokes About Food & Drink | Good Bad Jokes

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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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