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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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