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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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