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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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