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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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