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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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