Food & Drink Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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