Food & Drink Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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