Food & Drink Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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"Comfortable?" asked the waiter.
"No sir, I come for food."
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Why can't you use 'beefstew' as a password?
It's not stroganoff!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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