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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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