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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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