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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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