Worst Rated Food & Drink Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
1880 votes · ·
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
3360 votes · ·
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2010 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
3469 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
2652 votes · ·
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
2897 votes · ·
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1740 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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