Worst Rated Food & Drink Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2003 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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