Worst Rated Food & Drink Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
1878 votes · ·
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
3359 votes · ·
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2003 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
3465 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
3004 votes · ·
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
2650 votes · ·
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
1920 votes · ·
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
2896 votes · ·
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1739 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3487 votes · ·
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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