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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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