52 Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On

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  What do you call a fake noodle?

  An impasta!

  3167 votes · Copy

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  Why did the cookie cry?

  Because his mother was a wafer so long!

  1758 votes · Copy

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  Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?

  Tequila!!

  2602 votes · Copy

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  What do you call someone else's cheese?

  Nacho Cheese!

  1802 votes · Copy

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  What smells worse than anchovies?

  Anchovy bums!

  1878 votes · Copy

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  What does a vegan zombie eat?

  Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!

  1770 votes · Copy

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  Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

  One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

  2536 votes · Copy