52 Food & Drink Jokes to Chew On

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  Our wedding was so beautiful…

  even the cake was in tiers!

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  What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?

  Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!

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  What kind of car does an egg drive?

  A Yolkswagen!

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  What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?

  I could drink you under the table!

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  Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

  He PASTA away!

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  What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?

  Ground beef!

  3253 votes · Copy

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  What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

  You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!

  3004 votes · Copy

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  What do sprinters eat before a race?

  Nothing, they fast.

  4505 votes · Copy

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  What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?

  Cashew!

  3326 votes · Copy

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  Why did the tomato blush?

  Because it saw the salad dressing!

  3559 votes · Copy

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  How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

  You take away their little brooms!

  3359 votes · Copy

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  How did the hipster burn his mouth?

  He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

  3682 votes · Copy

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  What did sushi A say to sushi B?

  Wasa-b!

  2730 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?

  A Spaghetto!

  2699 votes · Copy

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  What is a wok?

  A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

  2650 votes · Copy