Dad Jokes About Misc | Good Bad Jokes

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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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