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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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