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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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