Most Divisive Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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