Most Divisive Misc Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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