Misc Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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