Misc Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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